Utterly Final and Completely Ultimate Editorial
by Roderick Popplestone

Issue No. 9
Literary Wallop in the Scrotum of Life

Editorial
by Roderick Popplestone

Prose

Advertising without "I" - Advertsng?
by Jacob Stanley (English)

Crap Times - Is this your life?
by Leon Terner (English)

Good Times - Or is this your life?
by Leon Terner (English)

Reading the Biographical Encyclopaedia of Pillydrizzle von Poodlewinkle - Hey, look up "to spoon"!
by Leon Terner & Alessandra Gentile (English)

Poetry

Constant Divorcé Guys' Weeknight Soirée Shopping List - Sounds delicious
by Leon Terner (English)

Detached Excitement - Cold-Hearted Poetry
by John Björling (English)

Going-Bald-In-His-Teens Guy Prepares for Prom Night - Haven't forgotten anything, have I?
by Leon Terner (English)

"Jag och min kamrat..." - Something fishy
by Sir A. Longhsanks (Swedish)

Leaving Reading - What, we just got here!
by Sir A. Longshanks (English)

Rus - Get your kicks
by Johanna Karman (Swedish)

Trust - Precious Feelings
by John Björling (English)

Issue No. 8
Trained Slave Monkeys for Educational Beatings

Editorial
by Roderick Popplestone

Prose

A Critical Eye on this month's contributions by "M. Beetlebaum" - Dude, what it says...
by Lord Ponkleton (English)

Bedchamber Role-playing: Dr. Ponken’s Top 5 Tips to Spice Up Your Love Life - Helpful advice for the daring among you
by Leon Terner (English)

Goodbye, Sally! - A break-up letter
by Leon Terner (English)

The Grapes' Absolute Guide to a Succesful yet Morally Dubious Shindig - AA Approved
by Lord Boyling (English)

The Stage in Review - Reviews from a highly acclaimed culture connaisseur
by Lord Boyling (English)

Trevlighetsföreningens Intresseväckande Beslut, eller Hur Världen Blev Sig Lik Igen - Peace, Love and Penalism!
by John Björling (Swedish)

Poetry

An Excerpt from the Emozione Community - Depressed Gibberish
by EmoRanger21 (English)

Emo - A high-calibre emo poem
by Margit Beetlebaum, posthumously (English)

En Värld i Spillror (en avsiktligt mörk emodikt i frivers) - dark emo poetry
by Margit Beetlebaum, posthumously (Swedish)

Naughty Craft - Silver smiths are such perverts
by Leon Terner (English)

Säkerhetsnålar (en avsiktligt optimistisk emodikt i frivers) - diet emo poetry
by Margit Beetlebaum, posthumously (Swedish)

"Varför har du lämnat ifrån dig..." - A poem
by Sir A. Longshanks (Swedish)

Issue No. 7
Mercury Breadcrumbs for the Chainsmoking Cowboy

Editorial
by Roderick Popplestone

Prose

The Mushroom People - Part I - The Beginning
by Lord L.T. Ponkleton (English)

The Mushroom People - Part II - The End
by Lord Boyling (English)

Poetry

Bad Advice - Relationship counseling
by Leon Terner (English)

ditt barn - A poem about the world's children
by John Björling (Swedish)

"I am only dust..." - Not a poem about personal hygiene
by Sir A. Longshanks (English)

"I've seen paradise..." - and all I got was this cheap-ass t-shirt
by Sir A. Longshanks (English)

The Magician - A trick
by John Björling (English)

The Poem of Azan - Steal this poem
by Sir A. Longshanks (English)

Realizations in the Early Morning - Because the afternoon is too damn late
by Sir A. Longshanks (English)

Issue No. 6
Vibrant Tophats of Declining Ambitions

Editorial
by Roderick Popplestone

Prose

Frukostpärlor - Breakfast at the World's End
by John Björling (Swedish)

Gods and Ruins - Where the old gods roam
by John Björling (English)

The Gospel of Ponkleton 28:06 - The Tale of the Feast, the Moneylenders and the Shepherd’s Tunic - An unorthodox and hitherto unknown bible excerpt
by Leon Terner (English)

The Home Shopping Network Guide to Convincing Your Spouse to Consent to Anal Sex - Hey there, consumer! Need some advice?
by Leon Terner (English)

"Vi åker flygplan över Europa..." - Travelling
by Marianne (Swedish)

Poetry

A Lady Askew - Jolly good story
by John Björling (English)

Acrostic Duality - Even more poetic prose or something similar to that demeanor
by Jacob Stanley (English)

Closer than Ever - A poem
by John Björling (English)

The Country of The Lion - A country that makes no sense
by Anahita Mobarga (English)

"Det var sättet du bet ihop käkarna på..." - The notes you wrote
by Marianne (Swedish)

Difficult Morning - A precious poem
by Sir A. Longshanks (English)

Drunk - Wining and whining
by Leon Terner (English)

"En dag åker vi färjan över..." - Bi-annual roses
by Marianne (Swedish)

Minds Understanding \ Hearts \ Feeling Alive - Oh, my God, even more poetic prose or something similar to that demeanor
by Jacob Stanley (English)

Pomegranates - Exploding apples
by Ms. Flattery (English)

"Rektal, anal, banal, vaginal..." - Resident evil
by Sir A. Longshanks (Swedish)

Till Nadja - Russian yoghurt
by Sir A. Longshanks (Swedish)

Issue No. 5
Gingerbread Itinerary of Sapphic Fireworks

Editorial
by Roderick Popplestone

Preliminary Interim Editorial
by Roderick Popplestone

Prose

Forgetful - What was it about now?
by Pontus (English)

Oskar - Confessions of an inebriated mind
by Sir A. Longshanks (Swedish)

Poetry

Badskor - A drop of water on your upper lip
by Marianne (Swedish)

Byfånen - Confessions of an abstemious mind
by John Björling (Swedish)

Ode to your bulging buttocks - Love is blind
by Leon Terner (English)

"Suddenly I became the owner of a broken heart..." - A poem
by Ms. Flattery (English)

Äpplet - A drop of nectar on your chin
by Marianne (Swedish)

"You come to spread your faith in love..." - Who, me?
by Leon Terner (English)

Issue No. 4
Triangular Ballroom for the Socially Inept

Editorial
by Roderick Popplestone

Prose

Claustrophobia - Is this story getting smaller or what?
by Leon Terner (English)

Joey Potter and the Prisoner of Asskablaam - A Dawson film outline
by Lords Ponkleton and Boyling (English)

La Mia Cucina Italiana - Sweden's contribution to the "Oggi cucino all'italiana" contest
by Leon Terner (Italian)

Mission Accomplished - War. What is it good for?
by Edward Williamson (English)

My Italian Kitchen - A mouthwatering tale of failure
by Leon Terner (English translation)

Mästerverket - The Greatest Novella in the World (Tribute)
by John Björling (Swedish)

Rapace - Interrupting wings
by Anna Plym (French)

The 1001 Arabian Nights of Lord Ponkleton - The latest addition to the biographical and/or voyeuristic project
by Noel Blunt, as yet unofficially unauthorised biographer of L.T. Ponkleton (English)

Poetry

Balloon ride - Looking back from above
by Leon Terner (English)

Råsunda - Observations on a bus
by Marianne (Swedish)

Skogen - A horrible day
by Marianne (Swedish)

Tyska tidningar - After the concert
by Marianne (Swedish)

Issue No. 3
Burlesque Placebo for all your Semi-Diameter Needs

Editorial
by Roderick Popplestone

Prose

A-B-C - It's as easy as 1-2-3...
by Andrea (Swedish)

A Letter to the Editor - Some words from a prestigious reader
by Mathias (English)

Grundkurs i Handgemäng - An unconventional course description
by John Björling (Swedish)

Poetry

Eldens Natt - Fiery love and its effects
by John Björling (Swedish)

La Vie Est - A poem about the qualities of life
by Emmanuel (French)

Le Fil - A song about filial potential
by Emmanuel (French)

Les Opprimés - A song about rising to the occasion
by Emmanuel (French)

Mot vägens ände - A poem about the troubles of losing your way
by John Björling (Swedish)

Pleasurable Cravings - Metaphors from the subconcious
by Leon Terner (English)

Poetry at Night - Night Poetry
by Leon Terner (English)

Ruin - A poem with a sense of destruction
by John Björling (Swedish)

Tusen Ögon - Poetry for the heart and eye
by Andrea (Swedish)

Issue No. 2
Absolute Shortcuts to Rudimentary Pastry

Editorial
by Roderick Popplestone

Prose

The Culinary Ambitions of Amberkraut Wellington - A literary buffet
by Leon Terner (English)

Dear Lords - Our very first (but certainly not the last!) fanmail
by Mathias (English)

Engla - A story about memories and love
by Andrea (Swedish)

The Flipper Filmography - A literary non-sequitur
by Leon Terner (English)

Fröken Kaos Gör Rent Hus - A story about the illogical probability of love
by John Björling (Swedish)

L'Histoire de l'Arbre - A story with roots
by Anna Plym (French)

The Human Mould - An observation of inner beauty
by Ann Apostle (English)

Just Sentence - A novella about taking one's time
by Leon Terner (English)

Les Mots... - An asortment of reflections
by Emmanuel (French / English)

Why Children Don't Belong in Films (*to be read angrily) - A monologue
by Leon Terner (English)

Zombies on a Finlandsfärja - Condensed awesomeness
by Lords Boyling and Ponkleton (English)

Poetry

The Dreamer - A vision of possibilities
by Leon Terner (English)

Est-ce que tu crois encore? - A song revolving around a question
by Emmanuel (French)

Fishing for compliments - An epic poem about peoples' differences
by Edward Williamson (English)

Nuit - A nightly escapade of heart and mind
by Emmanuel (French)

Die Nummer ihres Glücks - A hunt for answers
by Leon Terner (German)

Weyland Wordbury's Wanton Western (with Werewolves) - Wicked word weirdness
by John Björling (English)

Issue No. 1
Painted Fishtank of Literary Marmalade

Editorial
by Roderick Popplestone

Prose

Canibalisme - Poetic prose, in good taste
by Anna Plym (French)

Cigarettes and Foxholes - A wartime dialogue
by Matt Fasl, of the colonies (English)

Ecce, The Catharsis of Lord Ponkleton - An excerpt from the ongoing
biographical and/or voyeuristic project
by Noel Blunt, as yet unofficially unauthorised biographer of L.T. Ponkleton (English)

Flocken - A depiction of social expulsion and madness
by John Björling (Swedish)

Fragment ur Drömmäster Cedrics Journaler - A fantastic tale of love and dreams
by John Björling (Swedish)

Hey, if it's good enough for Jesus… - A violent fable about justice
by Leon Terner (English)

I dimman utan henne - A lonesome bicycle ride
by Leon Terner (Swedish)

Porte-Plume - Poetic prose that will make you reach for your quill
by Anna Plym (French)

The Bridge - A short story about the essence of life
by Leon Terner (English)

The Lavatorial Gate to R’lyeh - A penny dreadful about our favorite Great Old One
by John Björling (English)

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbour's Arse - An anecdote about digestion
by Edward Williamson (English)

What the Balls is Wrong With Me? - An anecdote about self-indulgence
by Leon Terner (English)

Poetry

Coffee Shop Movement - Poetic prose, or something similar to that demeanor
by Jacob Stanley (English)

Den vita balladen - A poem of love and pain
by John Björling (Swedish)

Gross You're Leaving Me - More poetic prose, or something similar to that demeanor
by Jacob Stanley (English)

Rusta Ditt Glas - A folk song
by John Björling (Swedish)

The Red-Eyed Serpent - A poem
by Leon Terner (English)

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