December 1st, 2006

Salvete dear readers,

What with the upcoming holidays and all the preparations entailed for the plebeians in concocting their traditional Christmas Pigeon and Shoelace Pudding, my staff - lowly and degenerate as always - has fallen behind schedule. In fact, the only member of the Popplepress Crew who won't be receiving a good whipping this weekend is our own trustworthy Bosie Giddy-Gaylord, even though I suspect he might insist upon one anyway.

Thus, the only section that has been updated so far is the Gossip column.
The Archives will be updated Wednesday the 6th of December - at the very latest.

Yours awaitingly,

Roderick Popplestone