Don’t listen to others. Do what you will.
Drink till you’re really ill.
Sleep all day, go out all night.
Get into messy fights and smile.
Wank every once in a while.

Neglect your chores.
Do coke. Do time. Do whores.
Don’t be a bore. Don’t be a quitter.
You’re making me bitter.
Condom not needed, if it’s up her shitter.

Love yourself. Love others less.
Romance is an overrated mess.
Be promiscuous. Be a wanker.
Shag, but never thank her.

But most of all, stand proud and tall.
Go out there and have a ball.
Fulfil your goals, make real your dreams.
Not all, but most, is what it seems.