There are some who would say
That my trade is a fraud
That my conjuring words
Are just silly and flawed
But these hecklers of mine
They should really just see
How amazing I am
And how skilled I can be

For you see, my dear friends
In this poem right here
I have fit in the spells
That will make this so clear
Now, it won’t make you rich
Or even see stars
And it won’t split up ladies
To put behind bars

No, this trick of mine now
Is just simple and pure
No disappearing rabbits
Or miraculous cures
So watch now and marvel
As the last line ahead
With the power of magic
Will…