Hello, hello, Bosie Giddy-Gaylord here! Oh life is wonderful! I have just returned from the remarkable escapades in conjunction with Lord Boyling's fabulous birthday party! The party took place in Ponk Plaza, as the young Lord Ponkleton kind-heartedly sought to it to organise a surprise party for the birthday boy, and giving him glorious gifts of the literary and exotique kind! The party was a success, with a vast number of delightful ladies and lords who all joined in on the celebrations! Even Lord Motsford visited, with a new lady friend of his - a most exquisite young lady who is bound to make Lord Motsford a very happy man!

A group of them later went into the cityscape of Stockholm to visit one of the most astonishing clubs in the area. What happened after that, I do not know, but I think it is safe to say that young Lord Boyling, now even more experienced and dashing, was more than satisfied when he awoke the morning after! Yes indeed!

But I regret to say that my own favourite gentleman, Lord Jamés, was not present at the party, though ever so present in my deepest and moistest of fantasies. Ah, dear readers, as I think of his hairy chin, his square, robust chest and those fluorescent pools we know as his eyes, I must admit that my knees weaken and my trousers shrink. If there ever was a man who could lift up the entire world, that man would be Jamés.

Meanwhile, Lord Ponkleton is still seeing as much, if not even more, of the beautiful and talented young Lady Bell-Argenta. They seem rather happy in each other’s company and have hosted many a soirée for both Grapes and non-Grapes on many an occasion. Recently, I might add as a side note, Lady Bell-Argenta took part in the incredibly astounding Stockholmian experience that is the Stockholm Arts and Crafts Fair, where the belle of the ball, undoubtedly, was Lady Bell-Argenta, who aside from with her breath-taking beauty also managed to amaze us all with her delicate, piquant and radiant silver jewelry. To compliment her jewelry ensemble, she had chosen one of Lord Ponkleton’s amazing poems, namely, “Naughty Craft” (see Archives) and it was all a gigantic success.

And that is all for now! Stay fabulous!