Going-Bald-In-His-Teens Guy Prepares for Prom Night

by Leon Terner
 
  • Rent tuxedo
  • Meet with guys and have beer, smoke cigarettes and look at pictures of naked chicks
  • Pick of date, Lynnette, in car and take her to the prom
  • Do not forget to bring:
    • Comb
    • Breath mints
    • Handkerchief
    • Car keys
    • “magic” pen to impress Lynnette with
    • Mars bar, in case of sudden onset of hunger
    • Cell-phone, borrowed from mum
    • Condoms
    • Viagra
 


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